A Revelation

If you are not female, you might as well stop reading because this revelation does not apply to you. If you are not a female, but enjoy dressing like one, you may benefit from this revelation. The choice is yours. Here goes:

Do not....I repeat....do not EVER try on your Spanx in front of ANYONE.
Spanx must only be dealt with in complete privacy. Even in privacy, don't stand anywhere near a mirror.
Once you have the Spanx on your body, DO NOT EVER allow your children to see you in them.

Unless you like being laughed at and ridiculed.

Not that I know. I'm just sayin.

Now erase this message from your memory. This conversation never happened.